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		<title>Vista Sucks</title>
		<link>http://www.reneeandelliott.com/2008/02/29/vista-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>elliottkim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reason number 437 Renee and I use Macs.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reason number 437 Renee and I use Macs.</p>
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		<title>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://www.reneeandelliott.com/2008/02/14/happy-valentines-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>elliottkim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the early days of the web, we had hit counters. Today, we have Google Analytics. The depth of the data is incredible. You can see the number of visitors to your site, how many pages they looked at, and if you have a webcam hooked up, we get to watch you. I want to [...]]]></description>
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<p>In the early days of the web, we had hit counters. Today, we have Google Analytics. The depth of the data is incredible. You can see the number of visitors to your site, how many pages they looked at, and if you have a webcam hooked up, we get to watch you. I want to address the guy with the tacky wallpaper in the den:</p>
<p><em>Please! Call an interior designer ASAP and get that taken care of!</em></p>
<p>You can see what keywords people queried into search engines to land on your site. One visitor from Scotland queried &#8220;Are Elliott and Renee in love?&#8221;</p>
<p>The only correct answer is YES!</p>
<p>~e</p>
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		<title>&#8216;Tis The Season</title>
		<link>http://www.reneeandelliott.com/2007/12/06/tis-the-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>elliottkim</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YouTube is a great way to waste several hours of your time. But is it wasting if we&#8217;re genuinely entertained? The first time I saw Gerry Phillips on YouTube, I laughed non-stop for about half an hour.</p>
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<p>Gerry covers a wide variety of musical styles. Some of the songs he plays are more mainstream while others would only be known to &#8220;music nerds&#8221; like me. It&#8217;s really amazing to hear him play the more complex pieces like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr1fMkvb6J8" title="Fart of the Bumblebee - gunecologist on YouTube" onclick="javascript:urchinTracker('/outbound/article/www.youtube.com');">Flight of the Bumblebee</a> (or as he calls it, Fart of the Bumblebee).</p>
<p>You can hear some more of his performances that are apropos for the season <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl9fj-W0X7E" title="Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring. Gunecologist on YouTube" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:urchinTracker('/outbound/article/www.youtube.com');">here</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOZm9o1c2es" title="Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree. Gunecologist on YouTube." target="_blank" onclick="javascript:urchinTracker('/outbound/article/www.youtube.com');">here</a>.</p>
<p>-Elliott</p>
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		<title>Hilarious IKEA commercial (not seen in US)</title>
		<link>http://www.reneeandelliott.com/2007/10/15/hilarious-ikea-commercial-not-seen-in-us/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>reneeholiday</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Speaking of IKEA&#8230; Here is a great commercial someone sent me.]]></description>
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